Chihuahua's Bite.

Dear Mr. Thabo Mbeki,

I'm very impressed with your efforts to bring peace and harmony to this great continent we call Africa.

But, the rate of your success in countries to the north, pale in comparison with the rate of decline in your own country. I think you can make so many more buddies, right here in your own country. And let's be honest, this is where it matters.

You can cement your position in government even further, by helping out some local folk.
The bonus is that you don't have to worry about using our money to fly all over the continent, and sort shit out. The photos I have included for your perusal, are taken right here in your own country. They were taken quite recently, and I'm sure nothing has changed even if they were taken ten years ago. The fact is, all you have to do is fill up the SL600 and take a trip(incognito if you whish) around the shithole which we call home. I'm not sure if you consider it your home, as you're too busy scoring brownie points across our borders, but nevertheless, for every trip you or your esteemed -look I'm flying again- vice president take, you could be using the money cleaning up the growing dumpyard in South Africa.

The pictures you are viewing are unfortunately not in Sandton, Camps Bay or Balito, so a stop-over at a larney coffe shop will have to wait till you get back to parliament on the 3d, for your state of the nation address. Please feel free to save these photos to your state-of-the-art laptop, and use it as back-projection while you chat about your new -PLAN-. They're high-resolution and unedited , so Tony won't interupt your speech with his endless crying.

Shit, you beat me to the podium, and probably walking up to address the nation, while I'm still knee deep in crap here in Orange Farm. You can check the photos out on Monday.